It was Friday the 13th and a scary sight
A couple in Hazmat suits on a date night

and at the bar drinking was a lonely soul
watching a prez struggle with a virus that
he swore was a cold

Meanwhile, across the street at the market stand
christians, jews and gentile's fighting ovr toilet paper
with their fellow man

But just in time comes the delivery man
His bumper sticker reading, Illegals go back home
to your bulls*t land

It's Friday the 13th 2020 and all we've proven
is our reality can be scarier than any horror movie

We fight over money, politricks, religion